Spurs v Man City: Class Wars

Another week, another video with teddy bears with distorted Stephen Hawkingesque American sounding accents. Because it's the type of thing we associate best with.

Third in the series this. It's a bit like Return of the Jedi. I guess this one lacks the dark side of the ITK video (Empire) and the charm of the Jenas video (New Hope). The protagonists might look like Ewoks in drag, but just count yourself lucky there's no Jar Jar Binks. 

The discussion this time round? Football, obviously, sort of. Spurs and Man City. Indirectly. It's subtle. Bull in china shop subtle. It's either going to be genius or it's going to f*cking suck. I'd say 'enjoy', but you'll probably boo and hiss at the end of it, leaving me feeling like Billy Walsh at Cannes when Medellín premièred.

I promise the next batch of vids will be 'non-directors cut length' which should appease the masses with short attention spans who wish to waste their bandwidth elsewhere. I'd say three minutes at best. That's a minute longer than most of you would last with that 800 Euro hooker Crouchie bagged. Boom boom etc etc. Honestly, no need to get my coat, I'm wearing it.

What exactly does Jermaine Jenas do?

Its a question for the ages. Jermaine Jenas - what does he do exactly? It's one that splits a family in two, puts people on streets. For every person who defends him, there's one fifty who slate him. Yet everyone involved within football (managers) persist in his inclusion and selection. If England manages have seen something the fans have somehow missed, week in and week out.

Is JJ mis-understood? Jose rates him high enough to select him for his fantasy football team. He must be good then, innit? No? Hmm.

This impossible question has to be placed to bed once and for all*.

 *No frigging chance.

An explosion of glory

It's all gone a bit quiet. What with the World Cup, Germany on Sunday and the stupendously hot weather across England. Remembering last year, the blogsphere was a busy place, what with the continuous drip drip of ITK rumours that seemed to persist across the summer months and pre-season. I guess it's the calm before the storm. But having kept an eye on the transfer stories, other than Joe Cole, there's been very little to cite and chat about. And posting for the sake of posting? I guess that's what I'm doing now. So, rather than bang on about nothing much, here's another look back to the most pivotal moment of last season. It's a bit special around the eight minute mark.

Enjoy.

And click here if you want to see Fabio bully Stuart Pearce.

Goosebumps

Another top drawer video, this one from Jurgen Lineker. Rejoice.

Never pass to Walcott

Cracking ad this. Especially the Rooney bit. And yeah, it's a slow news day.

Make some noise...

 Danny won the derby Danny won the derby La la la la, la la la la.

I love Teh Trunk

Episode III: The Derby

Can't get enough of this. Click here for Teh Trunk's blog.

You'll have seen this before

Shame on those who haven't. Blatant plug. Hopefully this series will run and run. Ledley King is inspired. Although I'm hoping Teh Trunk doesn't ruin things by sharing third rate ITK tittle-tattle. Keep to the videos chief.

Part I

Part II

The Panther of the Lane

A bullish, battling, determined midfielder bossing the centre of the park. And he's wearing a lilywhite shirt.

It's amazing what they can do with a bit of CGI nowadays.

Thanks to tobjr for the video.

UPDATE: Video is down at the moment, removed by Youtube due to copyright issues, so will re-link once its available.

Re-Uploaded

Harry post-match interview

Clicky here.

I hardly miss Martin Jol. Bit of kidology thrown in there along with the usual 'up against it' complaints about squad depth. Always with the agenda, hey 'arry?

Ghaly

All is forgiven.