Cult Heroes caption competition update

From this.

All the below made me chuckle extra-hard.

Mackay "what do you mean you can see into the future and we will underachive for decades"
Apr 12, 2010 at 5:06 PM | the glory boys

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you should have gone to speck savers
Apr 12, 2010 at 8:07 PM |  martinspur 

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Bollocks you "slipped on the pitch"....
Apr 12, 2010 at 8:32 PM |  PLN

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Mackay: "Trust me, this image will go down in history. 50 years from now, long after our playing days are over, we'll still be immortalised in caption competitions the world over. We'll be legends, I tell you, legends."

Bremner: "We or you?"

Mackay: "Details, Bremner, always with the details."

Apr 13, 2010 at 9:47 AM | Ginola14

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"She's not even born yet but I'm climbing on Dannielle Lloyd before you do. Now Fuck off!"
Apr 13, 2010 at 1:02 PM | Skinny

Ginola14. You win. Get in touch.

And for the losers of this wee caption comp, you can still pick yourselves up a copy of 'Spurs Cult Heroes' in the Spurs shop all good bookshops and online (at Tottenhamhotspur.com, as well as WHSmith, Amazon, Tesco, Waterstones and Play). 

Follow the All Action No Plot facebook group here.

Cult hero anyone?

We might not have any new heroes to induct in our hall of fame after the weekend, but there's still plenty of time for the current batch to write themselves into history. Chin up and other stuff you might do to put on a brave face. Plenty still to play for.

In the mean time, we can at least be content that we have a rich tapestry of history when it comes to players who know how to swagger. And All Action No Plot's first book captures the ethos of our club by looking at some of the finest to stick on a Lilywhite shirt. 20 of our very best players are included in 'Spurs' Cult Heroes'; essential reading by AANP blogger Michael Lacquiere.

It charts the greatest moments in the club’s history – from the FA Cup win of 1901, to Gazza’s demolition of Arsenal in 1991, via the Double-winners, Ricky Villa’s wonder-goal and many more. It also explores some of the behind-the-scenes stories - including what Dave Mackay said when he grabbed Billy Bremner’s shirt, how Keith Burkinshaw reacted when offered Ardiles and Villa, who dented the FA Cup and why Gazza turned up for training covered in £50 notes.

So fancy a free copy? Of course you do.

Best caption wins one.

 

And for the losers of this wee caption comp, you can still pick yourselves up a copy in the Spurs shop all good bookshops and online (at Tottenhamhotspur.com, as well as WHSmith, Amazon, Tesco, Waterstones and Play). 

I think I just officially sold-out there, telling you to go buy something from the Spurs shop.

Comp also on DML facebook page.

Follow the All Action No Plot facebook group here.

Caption time

             King: "Hey?? Did someone just poke me in the back?"

Caption Competition

image from the official Spurs site

Wilson: They won't be laughing for long

Benoit: Superglue is fun

Caption Competition: Spurs v Chelsea

"Hey Didier, thought you should know, the game ended 10 minutes ago"

Caption Competition: Robbie and Pascal

Pascal reacts a little bit too excitedly to Robbie's David Bentley impersonation

Yet another caption competition

"Gomes prepared to catch anything to prove his worth"

Modric's first match-day visit to the Lane

"See that way up there? That's the Champions League. You can get to it via Manchester. But don't worry yourself about that until the summer of 2010."

Caption Competition

Clive, looking into the mirror of the future, was so disturbed by what he saw, he shut his eyes and hoped the ghastly reflection would disappear

Adiós

Ramos, looking into the crystal ball, was happy to see Spurs top - unaware that he was holding it upside down.

Caption Competition

"Daniel, what are those people in shorts doing, kicking that sphere object on the green thing down there? Do they have anything to do with that money that appears in my account every month?"

Caption Competition

Jermaine had never been so close to the football before, standing in awe, he pondered what it would be like to kick it.