Sunday
Mar222009
Caption Competition: Spurs v Chelsea
Sunday, March 22, 2009 at 7:30PM 
"Hey Didier, thought you should know, the game ended 10 minutes ago"
Sunday, March 22, 2009 at 7:30PM "Hey Didier, thought you should know, the game ended 10 minutes ago"
Reader Comments (13)
"Don't worry, there's always next year"
"Get up you pathetic c*nt!"
"Rock-a-bye baby. on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock..."
Woody : Charlie, you grab his wallet and I'll punch him in the face again.
Charlie : wierd, why would drogba have a wallet full of 50p's with sharp edges?
i dunno, i heard a shot and down he went.
Woody: I'm sorry, you didn't make it into the Ivorian diving team for the next olympics.
Cu*t: No, no, no*sob* I've been working on a few dives while I've been injured!
It was at this point that he realised that wirey hair plus Astro Turf = Velcro.
Dogba reacts badly to sunlight after being in Kings pocket for 90 minutes.
Drgoba "maybe this time they will believe i am really injured, i feel like i am dying, Arrrgggghhhh my split nail....."
"What happened?"
"A passing fly hit him"
"You get his arms, I'll grab his legs - i've got a car parked in Park Lane we can dump him in"
There there little Mr Drogba, there is always the Europe Cup!
Charlie - That's it Woody, keep him there. I'll piss in his face.