Corluka : wooow what is that?? its really intriging Wilson : moo ha ha ha, i will kill them all (evil laugh) BAE : what is he doing to Huttons head, the stupid english sod Hudd : hmmmmm its nearly as good as KFC
TH: 'Close your eyes and I'll crack an invisible egg open on your head and you'll see the yoke appear on your shirt when you open them.' AH: 'Aye, magic.'
upon hearing of kranjcars arrival at the lane the thudd takes drastic action in order to cement his first team place by transferring his powers of rapid weight gain into hutton
What Tommy didn't know was that Alan's head was trip-wired and the moment his fingers were lifted, the explosion would be heard as far as the Seven Sisters Road...
bassong: hutton's head is like the gateway to space. corluka: haha!! i can see pluto! huddlestone: yeah..i'm gonna grab pluto out now! palacios and assouekotto: please no man...
Charlie, Thudd & Bassong look on in amusment as Hutton becomes the latest spurs player to receive the daniel lloyd treatment in Jamie O'Hara's absence.
Reader Comments (43)
Corluka : wooow what is that?? its really intriging
Wilson : moo ha ha ha, i will kill them all (evil laugh)
BAE : what is he doing to Huttons head, the stupid english sod
Hudd : hmmmmm its nearly as good as KFC
hutton;i love getting head
thud; i love giving it
Thudd takes the safe option of stroking huttons crew cut knowing sarge will break his legs if he startles him
Hudd: "Cock or ballsack Huttie?"
Hutton: "MMMmhhhm. Cock?"
Hey Tommy....pass the chalk!!!
Hutton > Hey guys what do you think of my new haircut. I had it done specially!
Hudd > I thought your forefit for your silly own goal against le arse was to shave it all off. I can still feel something there?
Wllsion thinks.."You do that to me And I will KILL you!!!!"
crouch: fuck short people
bassong: oops i dropped my gum
Corluka:ha wont get his hair messed, he aint got none
Huddlestone: here il get it for ya
Tom goes for the Hat-trick as he tries his Hypnosis on Alan having succeeded with Benoit and Wilson
A&E looks on jealously fondly remembering when Hudd used to fondle his electric afro
hutton: cor hudd thats a great chineese head massage mate hudd: ye its alot better than ashely coles phone trick charlie: ye i heard about that
Minty, you crazy sod.
You crashed the spammer pitch last week and got banned, now our team phote... I think not.
Report to the rack.
TH: 'Close your eyes and I'll crack an invisible egg open on your head and you'll see the yoke appear on your shirt when you open them.'
AH: 'Aye, magic.'
Huddlestone: If you say 'Hutton dressed as lamb' three times and rub his head, he'll turn into an ex-Pompey player.
Charlie: "Your fingers are going to smell like whiskey for a month now, tom"
if i keep doing this you might grow like like the crouch
Thudd : Fuck me , your going bald !
I now pronounce you a waste of 9 million big ones!!
Hudd: I used to have boobies that looked like the top of your head, mate.
4 out of 4 - time to cum !
Spurs players Corluka and Huddlestone admire how much Bassongs penis looks like Alan Hutton
hey alan .....guess the animal?
fish?
this ones a scottish crab!
I learnt this fom spock
spook?
no spock!
wow!..........porridge,,,,,,tartan army........kilts..........glasgee tottee!
wilson;IN-FI-DELLS!!!! I SAID FOCUS. NOT HOCUS POCUS
Can be combined with a small amount of Serious Volume Shampoo
isnt that right benoir!
repeat after me........
paaass the ball......
paaass the ball.......
upon hearing of kranjcars arrival at the lane the thudd takes drastic action in order to cement his first team place by transferring his powers of rapid weight gain into hutton
What Tommy didn't know was that Alan's head was trip-wired and the moment his fingers were lifted, the explosion would be heard as far as the Seven Sisters Road...
What did the
frog say when it washed
a baldies head?
Rub it, rub it, rub it.
Tommy was last seen at the market feeling a prize melon!
TH: He's so pissed up if I let go, he'll completely calapse.
Hoorah!
said Tommy as the turtle gave birth on the beach
Bassong: Chris Hughton warned me about this.
Beam me up scotty
Thudd: Mmmmmmmm... Scotch egg. Pass the tommy k, Vedran.
How's your Father?
THudd: "Are you sure that if I rub a Scotsman's head I'll dominate midfield?"
BAE: "Oui" *sniggers*
bassong: hutton's head is like the gateway to space.
corluka: haha!! i can see pluto!
huddlestone: yeah..i'm gonna grab pluto out now!
palacios and assouekotto: please no man...
Be gone Satan!..... BE GONE!!!
Charlie, Thudd & Bassong look on in amusment as Hutton becomes the latest spurs player to receive the daniel lloyd treatment in Jamie O'Hara's absence.
Hutton proves that if you wank enough, you really do turn Japanese.