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Thursday
Sep032009

Caption Competition

image from the official Spurs site


Wilson: They won't be laughing for long
Benoit: Superglue is fun

Reader Comments (43)

Corluka : wooow what is that?? its really intriging
Wilson : moo ha ha ha, i will kill them all (evil laugh)
BAE : what is he doing to Huttons head, the stupid english sod
Hudd : hmmmmm its nearly as good as KFC

Sep 3, 2009 at 8:16 PM | Unregistered Commenterbig D

hutton;i love getting head
thud; i love giving it

Sep 3, 2009 at 8:21 PM | Unregistered Commenternick

Thudd takes the safe option of stroking huttons crew cut knowing sarge will break his legs if he startles him

Sep 3, 2009 at 8:38 PM | Unregistered Commentera

Hudd: "Cock or ballsack Huttie?"
Hutton: "MMMmhhhm. Cock?"

Sep 3, 2009 at 8:41 PM | Unregistered CommenterHutton's father

Hey Tommy....pass the chalk!!!

Sep 3, 2009 at 8:42 PM | Unregistered CommenterNeilm

Hutton > Hey guys what do you think of my new haircut. I had it done specially!

Hudd > I thought your forefit for your silly own goal against le arse was to shave it all off. I can still feel something there?

Sep 3, 2009 at 8:44 PM | Unregistered Commenteranom

Wllsion thinks.."You do that to me And I will KILL you!!!!"

Sep 3, 2009 at 8:44 PM | Unregistered CommenterNeilm

crouch: fuck short people

Sep 3, 2009 at 8:44 PM | Unregistered Commenterbritter12

bassong: oops i dropped my gum
Corluka:ha wont get his hair messed, he aint got none
Huddlestone: here il get it for ya

Sep 3, 2009 at 8:45 PM | Unregistered CommenterYido

Tom goes for the Hat-trick as he tries his Hypnosis on Alan having succeeded with Benoit and Wilson

Sep 3, 2009 at 8:49 PM | Unregistered CommenterNeilm

A&E looks on jealously fondly remembering when Hudd used to fondle his electric afro

Sep 3, 2009 at 8:57 PM | Unregistered Commenterrp

hutton: cor hudd thats a great chineese head massage mate hudd: ye its alot better than ashely coles phone trick charlie: ye i heard about that

Sep 3, 2009 at 9:02 PM | Unregistered Commentermadspurs

Minty, you crazy sod.

You crashed the spammer pitch last week and got banned, now our team phote... I think not.

Report to the rack.

Sep 3, 2009 at 9:14 PM | Unregistered CommenterIron City

TH: 'Close your eyes and I'll crack an invisible egg open on your head and you'll see the yoke appear on your shirt when you open them.'
AH: 'Aye, magic.'

Sep 3, 2009 at 9:20 PM | Unregistered CommenterMumbo JImbo

Huddlestone: If you say 'Hutton dressed as lamb' three times and rub his head, he'll turn into an ex-Pompey player.

Sep 3, 2009 at 9:24 PM | Unregistered CommenterJack

Charlie: "Your fingers are going to smell like whiskey for a month now, tom"

Sep 3, 2009 at 9:26 PM | Unregistered CommenterBruce Castle

if i keep doing this you might grow like like the crouch

Sep 3, 2009 at 10:31 PM | Unregistered Commenterthe pog

Thudd : Fuck me , your going bald !

Sep 3, 2009 at 10:43 PM | Unregistered CommenterAnto18

I now pronounce you a waste of 9 million big ones!!

Sep 3, 2009 at 11:00 PM | Unregistered CommenterHoddwadd

Hudd: I used to have boobies that looked like the top of your head, mate.

Sep 3, 2009 at 11:34 PM | Unregistered CommenterKevin

4 out of 4 - time to cum !

Sep 4, 2009 at 2:22 AM | Unregistered CommenterDes Troyer

Spurs players Corluka and Huddlestone admire how much Bassongs penis looks like Alan Hutton

Sep 4, 2009 at 2:53 AM | Unregistered Commenterfugenie

hey alan .....guess the animal?

fish?

Sep 4, 2009 at 7:35 AM | Unregistered Commenterbilliospur

this ones a scottish crab!

Sep 4, 2009 at 7:46 AM | Unregistered Commenterbilliospur

I learnt this fom spock

spook?

no spock!

wow!..........porridge,,,,,,tartan army........kilts..........glasgee tottee!

Sep 4, 2009 at 7:52 AM | Unregistered Commenterbilliospur

wilson;IN-FI-DELLS!!!! I SAID FOCUS. NOT HOCUS POCUS

Sep 4, 2009 at 8:05 AM | Unregistered Commenternick

Can be combined with a small amount of Serious Volume Shampoo

isnt that right benoir!

Sep 4, 2009 at 8:11 AM | Unregistered Commenterbilliospur

repeat after me........

paaass the ball......

paaass the ball.......

Sep 4, 2009 at 8:28 AM | Unregistered Commenterfredspur billnut

upon hearing of kranjcars arrival at the lane the thudd takes drastic action in order to cement his first team place by transferring his powers of rapid weight gain into hutton

Sep 4, 2009 at 9:12 AM | Unregistered Commenterrp

What Tommy didn't know was that Alan's head was trip-wired and the moment his fingers were lifted, the explosion would be heard as far as the Seven Sisters Road...

Sep 4, 2009 at 9:58 AM | Unregistered Commenterfilthy

What did the
frog say when it washed
a baldies head?


Rub it, rub it, rub it.

Sep 4, 2009 at 11:23 AM | Unregistered Commenterfredspur billnut

Tommy was last seen at the market feeling a prize melon!

Sep 4, 2009 at 11:34 AM | Unregistered Commenterharry schnaplip

TH: He's so pissed up if I let go, he'll completely calapse.

Sep 4, 2009 at 11:36 AM | Unregistered CommenterMatty K

Hoorah!
said Tommy as the turtle gave birth on the beach

Sep 4, 2009 at 11:50 AM | Unregistered Commentercharles totty

Bassong: Chris Hughton warned me about this.

Sep 4, 2009 at 12:24 PM | Unregistered CommenterBruce Castle

Beam me up scotty

Sep 4, 2009 at 12:32 PM | Unregistered Commenterbbb

Thudd: Mmmmmmmm... Scotch egg. Pass the tommy k, Vedran.

Sep 4, 2009 at 1:00 PM | Unregistered CommenterNext Season

How's your Father?

Sep 4, 2009 at 4:49 PM | Unregistered CommenterBruce Castle

THudd: "Are you sure that if I rub a Scotsman's head I'll dominate midfield?"

BAE: "Oui" *sniggers*

Sep 4, 2009 at 6:41 PM | Unregistered CommenterMartin Chivers Boots

bassong: hutton's head is like the gateway to space.
corluka: haha!! i can see pluto!
huddlestone: yeah..i'm gonna grab pluto out now!
palacios and assouekotto: please no man...

Sep 5, 2009 at 6:09 AM | Unregistered Commenterdefoefan

Be gone Satan!..... BE GONE!!!

Sep 5, 2009 at 6:04 PM | Unregistered CommenterWeeker

Charlie, Thudd & Bassong look on in amusment as Hutton becomes the latest spurs player to receive the daniel lloyd treatment in Jamie O'Hara's absence.

Sep 7, 2009 at 4:16 PM | Unregistered CommenterRustyNumbNuts

Hutton proves that if you wank enough, you really do turn Japanese.

Sep 8, 2009 at 7:28 PM | Unregistered CommenterCarlos Kickball

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