MatchDay Frolics: Inter v Spurs
Wednesday, October 20, 2010 at 6:30PM Time for another bout of alternative minute-by-minute comment based musings of the game. Live.
It's Inter versus Spurs.
It all stems from myself requiring in-game therapy by sharing my observations because I need to vent and also strike up a bromance or two with my fellow Spurs fans. Because if you're at home and not in the pub and on your own, then it helps to have others suffering along with you, be it electronically.
This minute-by-minute commentary is not as consistent in terms of structure as the Beeb's version and definitely not as witty and pun-driven as the Guardians. But a f**k load better than ITV's in-game audio commentary. Which, let's face it, isn't exactly the greatest brag in the world. Chiles and company are akin to listening to diarrhetic elephants emptying their bowels, so this blog will easily suffice as a superior companion to the game than the giddy nonsense churned out by the incompetent guardians of the tactic truck.
Point being, unlike the rest, it's all-Spurs.
Rather than update this blog article with dated-by-time comments, I'm going to use the magic of curated Tweets. So if you follow me on Twitter, you'll see my inane statements of insight as the game progresses. Otherwise, just stay tuned to the below where the curated tweets will appear. I'll also throw in other words of wisdom from fellow Twitter based Spurs fans for additional ample scoffs of hilarity.
To be honest, this is all experimental and it might turn out to be far easier to just update a standard article. Or even easier for you to just sign up to Twitter and follow the direct tweets and get involved yourself.
If the embedded code falls over at any point, then I'll go back to just updating this article. The applet below should auto-refresh, if it doesn't, refresh browser to see new entries.
Inter v The Tottenham
COYS
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Reader Comments (88)
I'll be watching with you sir. All the way from Thailand!
can't fuckin wait, lets run these mugs out of their own town
Great spooks my stomachs churning after the Spanish waiter mentioned his medical staff getting the sack has his excuse for not winning the league with Liverpool . He forgot to tell the public therumourman was on his and his medical staffs case. Look out for Inter running round without breathing and scoring late goals like his former Duracell Bunnies did. Lets hope his medical staff are nice .Coys 3-2 to the Spurs
come on you spurs
Thankfully the game's on live here in Canada.
Spurs:(4-4-1-1): Gomes; Hutton, Gallas, Bassong, Assou-Ekotto; Lennon, Huddlestone, Jenas, Bale; Modric; Crouch
jenas don't be a penis
COYS!
Bloody hell. If HR had named a team containing Hutton, BAE, Bale & Jenas 12 months ago we would have all been screaming WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shows how quickly things can change.
A point would be a bonus tonight.
COYS
Be strong Spurs, be strong.
Fucking hell.
Benny caught ball watching!
Inter taking the piss now
What's the biggest ever CL defeat? :/
3-0 already. Yeah he's just a fat spanish waiter isn't he? I'm a liverpool fan and seeing how much your fans disrespected Rafa today on Sky and forums etc. To those fans I say this is exactly what you deserve, Rafa's a world class manager and you won't forget that after tonight.
Whatever mate. Spurs defending gave Inter the first two goals. Stop kidding yourself. It was fucking easy for them. Easy.
delusions of grandeur .
You can blame every goal that's ever been scored on bad defending. Crouch just missed a sitter, his heading hasn't improved I see..
Steve, got to Zonal Marking dot com, read the article on Crouch and his head. Then come back and let's chat.
Delusions? Oh do fuck off. I can remember Utd being spanked by Barca. I think most English clubs, other than Chelsea and Liverpool never even got out of their groups in the first couple of seasons.
So do one. Nobody has said we're going to fucking win are we? Well?
Ladies, ladies...
It's a funny thing but when any British team other than Arsenal play in Europe,, I support them.
Why so bitter guys ?
4
Gallas what a player!
MMmmmm 4-0 now? sheer bliss, raptures,orgasms aplenty. You wanted CL so badly how's it feel now? Your going home with the matchball rammed up your arse!
HAHAHAHAHA 4-0 fand not even half time you spurs MUGS !!!!
all u fickle mugs gone quiet now.... LOVE IT
If I provided as little movement as jenas I'd new bowel surgery.
yeah I read it 48% of his goals are headers. Look at the size of cahill and he tops the list. Doesn't change the fact that he misses a lot of sitters with his head does it?? 4-0 I think the record is the 8-0 thrashing we gave besiktas. I wish you luck spurs fans!
It's funny how when things go to shit, the bacteria multiply. Phil, Steven, the Hammer fuckstick. All low grade bacteria complete in love with shit.
School boy errors Spurs,that's before Gomez got sent off!
Get Crouch off,Pav on
Hahaha...what a wast of time in my part. I just wanted to see champions of Europe play ...Not those clowns from conference. Already 3 goals down. hold on....it's 4 now !!!Disgrace!
The worst part so far is I start to follow Spooky on Twitter. He'll be undollowed roght away!
Poor spudies!
We are being outclassed. End of.
Let's just deal with it and move on.
Brook turns up today, not after the WBA defeat. Quality stuff you worm.
Its now safe to presume that Inter have no more intrest in purchasing Jenas...!!!!
It was damage limitation as soon as Gomes got sent off.
I thought we would lose tonight so only downer is goal difference and confidence.
No matter what tonights result we can still qualify. Do we want to ?
Bit concerned by Bale beating the Worlds best right back. How much will we sell him for ?
The folly of playing an ever changing back 4 is haunting us tonight.
Dr Oyvind: You are completely misunderstanding me. I want spurs to get out of the group stage, I do support them in europe, just pissed me off that a lot of your fans were mouthing off about Rafa and completely ignoring his fantastic european record. And if you can't handle a bit of banter without refering to people as shit...
By the way is it just me or does Marcel Desailly struggle to string a sentence together? The perfect football pundit I suppose!
Hmm, not exactly going to plan is it. Funny thing is, fuck ups aside, we haven't actually played too badly and have looked semi dangerous going forward! Or maybe that's just the benefit of watching the game through a druken haze.
Chin up lads, this Inter side are capable of handing out lessons to better sides than us. Let us just hope for redemption at WHL.
I do wonder why WUMs go on other club sites to spout off.
I never have the urge to go on an Arseanal forum when they lose.
Must be some psychological defect, that or some sort of inferiority complex due to their lives.
Arsenal/Spammers fans - every time you play, pop in here so we can discuss your results.
What's that? You're gutless cuntos? Ah yes, of course you. Won't be seeing you then.
For anyone who didn't know, West Ham's CL game is tomorrow.
To Steven he his not a first class manager i live in widnes and believe me what he uses his not legal just look at snider scalded ephedrine neck and the way inter close down you cant learn that its bottled and he got reported for it and Skulked away to Italy.
"The folly of playing an ever changing back 4 is haunting us tonight." -DAVID
This.
Hightempo is surely Davpurs in (a very bad) disguise.
Hightempo: Lol! Love it!
@ The Doctor Same old shitty bacteria? That would be the same bacteria who saw our demise in '06. A final you'll never ever get to in my lifetime. Sooo many barca fans that night I wonder ?. PS I hope your a real Dr. Your English on your post above needs addressing. PPS Welcome to the Champions league my friend, your there to be shot at now so don't prostest too much.
Like the look of that Coutinho lad...he's a player.
I fucking Love Bale
Sweet goal by Bale great player ( and yes I'm a Gooner)
Brilliant from Bale....the comeback is on!
Am actually starting to enjoy this now. pretty end to end. We may lose 6 - 1 but we will learn from this. Fuck the haters. COYS