The top five alternative existences of Charlie Adam.

5 - Carcass for pig feeds

4 - Chained up yard dog

3 - Subsitute for rat poison in badly mixed batch of cocaine

2 - The pus in a zit on the arse of Joey Barton

1 - Footballer

Comments

[Kev]

Charlie Adam is a c*nt!

[AmericanBarbarian]

The Arbiter of Karma; Paid off by Blatter to injure Bale.

[DD]

proper see you next Tuesday

[Wisky Tom]

Boys, boys, what's going on with this site!? How did we get from Charlie Adams to footballer? Enough is a fcukin nuff, now grow up!

'The Shit'

[MaddySpurs]

Ha ha brilliant!

[JC]

I hope it wasn't as bad as the previous one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrUVRB78WxA

[JC]

Its not. Should he be banned for this? Its not a cynical trip, its not a badly timed tackle (the ball is nowhere near)...is he trying to injure the player here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JdMy9nQV8w

[IrishSpur]

Sandro needs to be shown a clip of this tackle......that's all I'm saying..........................

[hotdogsurprise]

6. tonya harding

[aspurusual]

"The pus in a zit on the arse of Joey Barton", it doesn't get more repulsive than that Spooky..eehh yuck!

[moe]

May I suggest ' Charles Bronson's cell mate'.