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The top five alternative existences of Charlie Adam.

5 - Carcass for pig feeds

4 - Chained up yard dog

3 - Subsitute for rat poison in badly mixed batch of cocaine

2 - The pus in a zit on the arse of Joey Barton

1 - Footballer

Reader Comments (11)

Charlie Adam is a c*nt!

Jul 29, 2012 at 9:05 AM | Unregistered CommenterKev

The Arbiter of Karma; Paid off by Blatter to injure Bale.

Jul 29, 2012 at 9:30 AM | Unregistered CommenterAmericanBarbarian

proper see you next Tuesday

Jul 29, 2012 at 9:50 AM | Unregistered CommenterDD

Boys, boys, what's going on with this site!? How did we get from Charlie Adams to footballer? Enough is a fcukin nuff, now grow up!

'The Shit'

Jul 29, 2012 at 10:48 AM | Unregistered CommenterWisky Tom

Ha ha brilliant!

Jul 29, 2012 at 12:05 PM | Unregistered CommenterMaddySpurs

I hope it wasn't as bad as the previous one:

Jul 29, 2012 at 12:29 PM | Unregistered CommenterJC

Its not. Should he be banned for this? Its not a cynical trip, its not a badly timed tackle (the ball is nowhere near) he trying to injure the player here?

Jul 29, 2012 at 12:38 PM | Unregistered CommenterJC

Sandro needs to be shown a clip of this tackle......that's all I'm saying..........................

Jul 29, 2012 at 3:49 PM | Unregistered CommenterIrishSpur

6. tonya harding

Jul 29, 2012 at 5:02 PM | Unregistered Commenterhotdogsurprise

"The pus in a zit on the arse of Joey Barton", it doesn't get more repulsive than that Spooky..eehh yuck!

Jul 29, 2012 at 9:01 PM | Unregistered Commenteraspurusual

May I suggest ' Charles Bronson's cell mate'.

Jul 29, 2012 at 11:56 PM | Unregistered Commentermoe

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