Shock, horror, footballers sleep around a lot
Wednesday, September 8, 2010 at 2:03PM You might have seen this, or you might not of, either way, click here to read an article by Rohan Ricketts on 'The Truth about Sex and Footballers'.
Rohan is now a blogger. He never had time for the ladies when he was playing in the Prem because he spent far too much time....ah f**k it. Let's not even go there.
To be honest, the article doesn't say much in the way of anything. Is it meant to be sympathetic towards footballers? Oh look, poor sods with their millions and their flash motors and easy women. They just can't say no, can they? How could they? It's far too difficult.
No sh*t.
They are lads. With money. If you were a lad with money and not a footballer, you'd probably splash your cash through women in the same way. They have it even easier because they are famous and can just basically turn up at any given club and pull just by being there.
The real question here should be: Why the f**k do their wives/girlfriends stick by them (most of the time)? I'll let you figure that one out for yourself. Just don't share your answer with any of the WAGs because they won't want to hear the far more humiliating truth.
Reader Comments (20)
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They don't. They all sleep around too, but the tabloids, ok and hello magazine that are the scum of the earth and half the reason why the generation below me are largely a few IQ points above a slug, don't report it because who gives a fuck about the WaGs?
The all love the cock.
Or, they all realise they love the WaG lifestyle too much and just put up with it because otherwise it's back to sitting at the checkout in Asda.
We the public are to blame. We allow ourselves to spend unjustifiable amounts of money on our football passion. This generates more money through advertising and sponsership and an obscene proportion of this finds its way into the pockets of these thick albeit talented young boys, many of whom would be labourers or on the dole had they not been given the lucky break to be professional players in the Prem. (Not that there is anything wrong in being a labourer or on the dole.) They do not know what to do with their wealth.
I know that this may sound a little harsh, but we have created these monsters.
Monsters you say ? I just see rich men (boys) living it up , do they need to be paid that much ... well talent is always rewarded if it is scarce or popular, even the Roman gladiators got visits from wealthy ladies looking for a good time. But maybe , just maybe the money and lack of morals is spiraling out of control ...
I wont judge because i would probably do the same.
Let's put it this way , a poor man watches porn and dreams about a threesome with two smoking hot girls and a rich footballer just has to show up at a club and gets what the poor man dreams about ...
Sigh.
Don't get married. Simple. Then you can do whatever the fuck you want and no one will give a shit (are you reading this Tiger?)
The thing i don't get is why Rooney paid for it! I know he's ugly, but 1200 quid ffs!
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They'll all slags. Footballers, their wives, the birds in the clubs opening their legs for anyone and everyone to have a go.
I'm sooo jealous.
Struggling with the ladies there mate?
Nayim, you are nails on! THAT is the only problem in this whole scenario, is getting married young when there is no good reason to do so.
And, for the question about why someone would pay for it? Because when you pay for it and are done it's over. You (ideally) don't have some skank calling all the time and otherwise hassling you. It's in, out and onward!
what gets me is not the morality of it, but what was going through Rooney's (and Crouchy's) minds when they made the call. They say a stiff dick has no conscience and we've all done things we've regretted when we've had the raging horn, but surely they must of known there was a good chance that the ladies that they procurred would spill the beans to the tabloids. My mate who nows about these things reckons there are agencies and establishments that guarantee anonymity to the rich and famous...
I agree with the don't get married pov...
I imagine it's a bit like Goodfellas/Casino where the wives and girlfriends entertain on alternate nights.
The only reason the cheated stays 'loyal' is the lifestyle.
If I had the cash, I'd probably pay for two chicks to slob my knob at the same time.
Just sayin'.
I mean, how AWESOME would that be?
Pretty awesome.
My poopypants is saying it how it is. Most young men, earning up to 40-60k a week would probably do the same thing. It's all part of the footballing culture. Unless you're boring like Scholes or Fowler and just prefer to lead a family life or spend your money on property. Although Robbie did like the odd line once upon a time.
If Defoe had gone to the surgeon when he was supposed to he would have spent the international break recuperating.
I know he is desperate to play but the club should have told him playing international football carrying an injury is not allowed.
Dozy footballer.
Defoe 6 weeks! WALOB indeed! Pav should get a proper run...
money = pussy, and all these whores who go out with celebs know it, so Mrs Rooney and the rest of them should just shut up and get on with it or go date is musician or actor who'll fuck 10 times as many chicks as a footballer . Anyone who dates a celeb is a whore. END OF