GUDJOHNSEN IN CHELSEA CELEBRATION SHOCKER
Tuesday, May 4, 2010 at 3:19PM By A. Gooner. The Daily Stank - 4th May 2010
Tottenham Hotspur fans around the country were today left 'reeling' after astonishing pictures emerged of Icelandic loan striker Eidur Gudjohnsen celebrating Chelsea's win against Liverpool with Frank Lampard and other Blues stars.
The images, absolutely certain to anger boss Harry Redknapp, show the former Chelsea player taking part in a number of damning activities including:
- Talking to Chelsea players in the bar
- Smiling as they recounted old title winning times together
- Guzzling a glass of Diet Coke with lemon
- Scoffing expensive bar snacks
One on-looker said, "I was just sitting in the bar innocently calling Frank Lampard a fat **** when I saw Eidur join the party. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw him with former friends congratulating them on their victory. These Premier League footballers really have no sense of shame. I took a picture on my phone to show my wife after she came out of the toilets with John Terry."
At one stage the party got rowdy as the players started playing their favourite drinking game: "Guess the former Chelsea player" where each person takes it in turn to do an impression of one of their old team mates. Eidur's skit of notorious coke fiend Mark Bosnich (pictured) was particularly popular.
Rabbi David Schmutter, chairman of the Tottenham Hotspur Popular Front said, "Oi vay! Why is he spending time with Chelsea players when he could be hanging out with fun-loving Spurs players like Benoit Assou-Ekotto."
The story is nailed-on-I-kid-thee-not bound to disrupt Spurs' preparations ahead of their massive game on Wednesday night against Manchester Arab Emirates.
(At least we hope it will)
by guest-blogger Fox Mulder.
Reader Comments (36)
This. Is. Brilliant.
So whats the story, EG is seen talking and having fun with friends BIG DEAL.
I had a BBQ at the weekend, saw lots of my old workmates, its called life.
Get a job if this is what you do with your time.
Im a spurs fan btw but hate this non stories from idiots.
COYS
Brilliant write-up mate. You've very much brightened up a long boring work-filled day!
And lol at Dwayne...
Think this one went straight over your head mate.
lovl at this article, gud on gud haha COYS
Dwayne obviously doesn't read the British tabloids.
I'm jealous of his innocence. Brilliant guest-blog.
Dwayne, you are an idiot
lovl at this article, gud on gud haha COYS
Hahaha at the article.
Dwayne, a new comedy genius to rival Davspurs?
Very funny Spooky!!!
Not one of my own this time.
Guest blogger. Fox Mulder.
Score one for the guest bloggers ;)
nice one fox, article and score! Must be something in the air.
Chelsea fan here OW STOP THROWING STUFF AT ME. Can I just say that this piece is brilliant? It really made me laugh, and good for you for not sinking to the Daily Shyte level of taking the picture out of context...
Seriously lads, good luck tomorrow night. I'd much prefer Spurs in the Champions League than Manchester City. Just don't tell any of my fellow Chelsea supporters that I said that, OK?
Raising one pointed finger is not a Nazi salute... to be a Nazi salute it would have to be the whole hand extended palm down, not one finger pointing. It's a horrid thing to be accused of and if he has witnesses who will back him up he wasn't doing a Nazi salute he's well within his rights to sue. Either way, the squad should be mentally tough enough not to let this spoil preparations for tomorrow. Believe, lads. COYS
Wetting and shitting myself at the sametime- Best read of the day!
Euroblue, nice post. Makes a change from all those gooner cockroaches, who have disappeared under their rock again.
Class
To the person calling this a non-story. Satire is lost on you, isn't it?
Well Hazard, you may have noticed that we brushed off the Gooners with considerable ease ... but your lot gave us a bit more difficulty!
Looks to me like he's simply going "oi lads.... guess where my finger has just been and what it smells like"
Might as well have put a picture up of Basil Fawlty doing it as well. Daily Star. LOL
Oh and for it to be what the Star are claiming, it needs to be right hand raised, not left - unless a physical disability prevents you from raising right hand.
In my opinion, that's enough to ensure an apology from the Star tomorrow!!!
hilarious
Should at least ensure a sizeable 'undisclosed amount' being paid into the Tottenham Hotspur Foundation within the next 24 hrs after DL's lawyers have reduced the Star to a quivering jelly. The kids of Tottenham thank you for your 'scoop'.
all jokes aside though guys what exactly is he doing??
Good post spooky. It sums up this ludicrous story perfectly. I hope EG takes them to the cleaners.
Says it all that the rag that run the (non) story have removed the 'article' from their webshite.
Spooky, first time I've called in, but always read you - top blog, mate!
Maybe your best, most creative post yet. Witty & hilarious. And Gud's statement on the club website is also excellent & dignified.
Re. tomorrow night (live on Portuguese sport cable channel, bless 'em!), I'd like to see Gud on the pitch for longer than recently. He's been there, done it all, while the goals have kind of dried up for JD & Pav since March. I'm worried too about the glut of f**king bloody penalties in April. As for the possibility of no HG in goal.......no, I'm not going down that road. It's already tense enough.
Lastly, I have to hand it to all you guys who get to the Lane and the aways for us. You are totally brilliant!! Portugeezers who I watch the games with are all amazed, they just lap up the atmosphere you create! And so do I, thanks for showing what supporting the boys is all about.
Can we f'king do it? YES, WE F'KING CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND F'KING WILL!!!!!!!! COYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have been praying for 3 days solid to Saint Bill of Scarborough for a speedy recovery to Gomes's groin. The tabloid spoof was a pleasant distraction. Oh well, back on my knees - and the rest of you, please.
crackin article very very funny......gotta say tho, the pic looks more like Gudni Bergsson than Eidur!!
Fox Muldar, I've been a fan of your name and now I'm a huge fan of your wit. Keep it coming.
I want to believe!
I have to agree as well brilliant article,all was good but love the comment on Benoit,that renowned football loving party animal,classic..well done...COYS!
You Spurs lads have gone up in my estimation - top work with that article!
Good luck tonight against the Mancs!
The PL balance of power is shifting back where it belongs - LONDON !
Very good sir!
Dwayne,
if you want only serious stories get your mum to read you some at bedtime and maybe one about a sense of humour wouldn't go amiss. SPANNER ! What sort of name is Dwayne anyway.
Wayne