Monday
Apr192010
Bale Magic!
Monday, April 19, 2010 at 11:59AM In the worlds before Bale, Premier chaos reigned.
Sky Sports sought order; but the Tottenham can fly only when its feathers are grown.
The Big Four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Cardiff, the moisture of Southampton, the powers of the Levy and the Comolli all worked upon a certain rock, known as the Left Flank. And it became magically fertile.
That first egg was named "Transfer". Jol Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, "With this transfer we make the world". Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it then came a Welsh gem.
The nature of Bale was irrepressible!
The swaggest looking Welsh kid that ever popped
He knew every magic flick under the sun
To tease the Lane
And Shelf Side and Pax-ton
Bale magic, Bale magic (repeat 4 times)
What a pulsating tricky monkey this one is
The Gods of Fate were angered
And so they punished him
Ligament damage and no league win unexpressed
And that was the start
Of his jinx conquest
Bale magic, Bale magic (repeat 4 times)
With a little bit of Harry magic
Bale is now alright
With a little bit of wing magic
He’ll destroy the red and blue scum alright
Gallivanting from deep on the left hand side
The sexiest pob beast that ever popped
He knew every step-over trick under the sun
To tease the Lane
The Shelf Side and Pax-ton
Bale magic, Bale magic (repeat 4 times)
Original theme tune of Monkey Magic by Godiego. Re-invention idea by Dr Oyvind, re-work by Spooky.
Reader Comments (72)
It's going to be a very hard game at Old Trafford so we must not get carried away with predicting crazy scorelines. However as Dawson said we will go to Old Trafford with no fear, focus and play our game.
We must have learnt our lesson after the Liverpool game where we didn't turn up. Hopefully beating these top teams is now giving us this mental strenght/belief to carry on and keep it going. I wouldn't like to predict what will happen at the weekend, I just want Spurs to really have a go and have no fear. Hope Rooney is rested that would be great. Unlikely I know, but he is such a good player.
As a United fan, I think yall have done us a favor with the last two wins. This way there is no chance that our lads will go into the game underestimating you. Granted, they might not show up anyway, but at least now they should be aware that if they dont show up they can get a spanking. Should be a good one.
Bale v RedNev should be interesting. Surprisingly, Nev did ok against Bellamy, who is all pace. And he was decent against Ribery in Germany, who is quick as well.
Bale is TITS. I want to see him and Azza destroying the wings and Hudd and Modric patrolling the center. We have a BEASTLY squad and can match anyone on our day.
What is latest news on Azza's injury? Is making fast enough progress to at least make the bench?
Bale, I heart you still. Keep up the good work.
I might just mention, ever so quietly, that the "heart" gesture Bale made to the camera after his goal against Chelsea is actually also sign language for the word "cunt".
I'm not even making it up.
Google it if you don't believe me.
brilliant.
harry sign him up
a boom boom boom let me here you say BALE "BAAALE", Hearts to you speedy gonzales.
Hey matty k, no wonder you say it silently you numpty, just checked sign language for cunt and it is nothing like the heart shape that Bale did, the cunt sign is made to look like a punani ,and pointed to the person to tell them that they are a cunt. check this site - http://www.mindhacks.com/links/
http://www.mindhacks.com/blog/2008/12/two_cases_of_compuls.html
Believe Bales contract is up in the Summer of 2012, so just over 2 years to go. We need to get him signed upto a longer one this summer, regardless of what it costs.
Because of his age and the fact he has only commenced opposition full back destruction over the past couple of months, I suspect we are not paying him a fortune and he could easily earn a lot more elsewhere.
Even if we sold him for 20 million, where will we find another one ?
By the way, his name is Gary, Gazza, or Gaz Bale and he was born in England, of English parents.
He has never been known as Gareth and has never been to Wales. He's ENGLISH Fabio ! Sign him up.
sorry the correct one is above, just goes to show my knowledge of computers is pretty poor.
Sorry David , Bale was born in cardiff, to welsh parents and his uncle chris pike used to play for cardiff city, and was christened Gareth Frank Bale, and went to school in cardiff, before going to southampton fc, check wikipedia encyclopedia, the facts are there my freind.
KOKO61.
iTS PART OF MY CUNNING PLAN TO GET GARY BALE IN THE ENGLAND TEAM.
I THINK YOU'VE JUST BLOWN IT!
SPOOKY.
Is this the new song for Bale you were promising us ?
Think you are being a bit optimistic with the wording mate.
Some of us have problems remembering the words to his current song
Bale, Bale, er Bale , what was it again oh yeah thats right Bale.
And I've got 2 o levels!
Being called 'Gareth' is indication enough of his Welshness. How did Southampton get hold of this genius anyway?
Also, I don't care what the heart shape gesture was, I just want to see him do it again....and again....and again...!
Ted, thanks for the cat video, 'cause that Bale song went right over my head! Agree we need to extend his (Bale, not the cat) contract ASAP. Maybe, just maybe, we can actually hold on to our star players this time round.
Long may the manure's financial problems continue so that ol' rednose keeps his hands of our welshman ...
DAVID - Not expecting this to be a terrace chant, lol. Just homage to Bale and my favourite tv show from my yoof.
It'll be fascinating to see how we do this weekend. I gleefully punted the BBC Predictor out of my window as all my assumptions about getting fuck all from these three fixtures have been shot to bits. It's back in our hands now, and with City having to face Villa, Arsenal and the greatest bloody team in the world you can't help feeling it'll take more than a cheap lasagne this time.
If we break into the Top 4 cartel then in theory there is no reason for any of our stars to move, as the reason for going is always "I wanna play in the champions league". That or it was always your boyhood club....
Can't fucking wait for Bale on the left, Lennon the right. I would go anywhere with that pairing expecting to win.
The BBC Predictor has also erased all trace of Man City for the last two days, heh heh. Let's hope it comes true.
............just imagine had we signed S Downing.............oh deary me, Mr Bale woud be on route to Manchester in about 3 weeks time!
BALE BALE BALE