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Jan142010

Al Capone charged

Seriously. 40k? Revenue and customs must be well chuffed with this. Years of hard work and chasing and this is the best they can do? Obviously, no doubting, this will de-rail our season and we'll be fighting at the bottom cometh May with Paul Hart drafted in from QPR to aid save us whilst Facebook goes into meltdown with the re-launch of the Tottenham Relegation Party group.

I've even had to put the champagne aside and delay my celebrations after hearing about Liverpool's injury woes.

So, good luck to jobsworths out to make an example. As for Harry...he'll have to twitch his way out of it and hope the judge isn't a West Ham fan. If he's found guilty...off we go into another transitional season.

The club DVD will unmissable.

Reader Comments (90)

It's a complete joke! The years of chasing after him and Mandaric must have cost well into 7 figures and for what, £40k?!??! FFS! Total waste of tax payers man.

As Lord Percy once said "I say pay the man and damn his impudence!"

Jan 14, 2010 at 5:18 PM | Unregistered CommenterNayim

Tax payers money of course, not man.....maaan!

Jan 14, 2010 at 5:19 PM | Unregistered CommenterNayim

Queue 'Arry reaching into his pocket for a pen, "will a cheque do ya sweet'art?"

Jan 14, 2010 at 5:33 PM | Unregistered Commenteradtheyid

Does anyone know the consequences? Jail? A fine and a record?

Thinking about it Spooky, this is just like Al Capone. For years they tried to pin murder on him only to get him via Tax Evasion charges......

Spurs murdered Wigan this season with Harry at the helm.......etc etc

Jan 14, 2010 at 5:34 PM | Unregistered CommenterWhite Knight

Eeeee wiseguy eh?

Jan 14, 2010 at 5:36 PM | Unregistered CommenterAl Capone

Just been reading on a Guardian site about tax evasion that he may have to cough up 200%. No probs.

The problem is the dismissal as Fox stated. Slap a tenner on Mark Hughes!

Jan 14, 2010 at 5:37 PM | Unregistered Commenterhoopspur

Spooks - see the seamless way we are moving from one blog to another. Bit like Rick Wakeman (for all you old codgers out there) - keyboards in both hands playing multiple tunes at the same time!

Jan 14, 2010 at 5:42 PM | Unregistered Commenterhoopspur

"good luck to jobsworths out to make an example"

LMAO. I appreciate you're too busy posting shit on here to join the big boys and earn any proper coin Spooky, but getting charged with tax evasion cos you've (allegedly!) fiddled your books is a crime, and should be investigated and prosecuted as such.

"Total waste of tax payers man."

PMSLMFAO! See if you can work out the disconnect in your logic here pal. Maybe draw a Venn diagram or summink if you get stuck.

Jan 14, 2010 at 5:48 PM | Unregistered CommenterGoonerJake

you talking to me ?
Your funny ,
hugh ? Funny how ?
Like youve got a serious twitch ,funny.
Wheres that brown paper bag gone ?
Its where u left it twitcher ,buried in the garden .

Jan 14, 2010 at 5:56 PM | Unregistered Commenterhappy hamster

Jan 14, 2010 at 5:48 PM | Unregistered CommenterGoonerJake
if you think all that why you read it?what you doing here on a first place-may be its more interesting then ars blogs?unload your self son

Jan 14, 2010 at 6:06 PM | Unregistered Commenternet-it

Jake loves the attention. Shame he doesnt grasp the concept that nobody gives a fuck.

Jan 14, 2010 at 6:21 PM | Unregistered Commenterdr light pants

im afraid "total waste of taxpayers money" isnt an actual defence.

still hanst been found guilty of anything yet. we dont need to get our nickers in a twist - unless he gets fired. in which case let the twisting begin.

Levy Out!

Jan 14, 2010 at 6:26 PM | Unregistered CommenterMr Tax Man

@goonerjake

I would rather have a tax fiddler than a kiddie fiddler as a manager.

Jan 14, 2010 at 6:38 PM | Unregistered CommenterGeorge

So would I mate, so would I. Fortunately our manager has not been charged with either offence, so I'm alright either way though ain't i? Spanner!

One thing makes sense now though, I knew there must have been a reason for George Graham getting the Spurs job! LOLOLOLOL

Jan 14, 2010 at 6:45 PM | Unregistered CommenterGoonerJake

get to bed, i would like you to suck my titties

Jan 14, 2010 at 6:53 PM | Unregistered CommenterGooner Jakes Mum

oh I dunno GoonerJake...Wenger left Japan rather sharpish. I do believe there were charges pending.

Jan 14, 2010 at 6:54 PM | Unregistered CommenterJohnnyB

On the BBC site, it says

Tottenham Hotspur have previously said the case will not affect his employment because it was a private, non-football matter and pre-dated his tenure at the club.

Following the charges, a spokesman for the club told the BBC: "His position remains unaffected and it is a private matter."


So if he loses does he get sacked or not?

Jan 14, 2010 at 6:55 PM | Unregistered CommenterNemmy

A lover of the Arse pontificating on criminal law is a demonstration of gross ignorance considering his team are the champions of dishonesty where English football is concerned.

Maybe he doesn't know his history. A history that includes the bribery and corruption involved in getting the goons into the first division in 1918 or the fact that they claim to be a North London team whilst they are clearly from the South. Then there's good old George G the only manager to get caught with his hands in the bungers till. Or Proff Whinger who never sees anything naughty his boys do only everyone else's.

I could go on and usually do but the fact is that The Arse are and always have been a bunch of cheats and no achievements on the pitch can rub out the vile stain of deception running through the heart of the club.

Jan 14, 2010 at 6:58 PM | Unregistered Commenteronedavemackay

onedavemackay: and...? What's your point? No hypocrisy here pal. See if you can dig up the quotes of me defending George Graham back in the day, and saying it was all a witch hunt etc. Oh wait there weren't any... he was bang to rights and deserved to get turfed out. Gross ignorance? Umm... why don't you look up and see who brought GG up. You melter!

In future try using your noggin instead of just seeing the Gooner bit and going into moron rant mode. Tough for the sort of deluded pleb that frequents this blog I realise, but hey, I'm here to show the way ain't i?

LMFAO

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:07 PM | Unregistered CommenterGoonerJake

Up to his old tricks now he has got busted! He will pull through unscuffed. COYS

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:08 PM | Unregistered CommenterLaurence

Well said One Dave. GoonerJoke must be being ironic. As a loyal follower of the Henry Norris school of ethics and business dealings, he'll surely know his history.

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:09 PM | Unregistered Commenterfrontwheel

I assume it's you lot being ironic mate. The people mitigating for (alleged!) misdeeds on here all belong to one fanbase. Lilywhite - now that's ironic aint it? ROFL!

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:15 PM | Unregistered CommenterGoonerJake

Gooner wank jake, listen sunshine you, your club and it's fans would be advised to keep your traps shut.

HMRC are on they way to your club shortly looking into image rights payments which you have been paying for years in particular to players you signed on bosmans. A certain rsol is said to have received most of his salary in this way. Also this is your normal way of paying bonuses from your champions league adventures.

This case is the tip of the ice berg - manure allocated nearly £6million to cover liabilities from this HMRC challenge.

So in a nut shell do one

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:20 PM | Unregistered Commenterjfdit

Love the sarcasm but are you or aren't you a tottenham fan.

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:25 PM | Unregistered Commenteraproprose

You don't seem to understand do you mate? That my club has in the past, do currently or may in the future commit some comparably dodgy acts is really here nor there. Why? Cos I ain't claimed otherwise, no sticking my head in the sand on my part.

What is relevant is a bleating Yid making out their manager is the victim of "jobsworths out to make an example", when in fact he's facing reasonably serious criminal fucking charges. And when I point out how ridiculous that response is, hey guess what..!? A Bunch of barely literate rants about Arsenal in response! LOL! Whatever makes ya feel better lads... PMSL

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:27 PM | Unregistered CommenterGoonerJake

So basically Jake (one of those new-wave Tarquinesque names - how apt), you turn a deaf 'un to any naughtiness pre-Fever Pitch. Typical. Now don't forget your manbag next time you go to the pub (Slug & Lettuce or Allbarone?) for your latte.

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:31 PM | Unregistered Commenterfrontwheel

As ever no Gooner can defend their murky past so no surprises there.

What mystifies me is the corporate inferiority complex so ably demonstrated by dear old Jake. I hate the Arse and enjoy most of their failures but that is almost an irrelevance compared to my love and passion for Spurs and had we enjoyed the sort of success the Goons have over the last few years I can't imagine why I would want to waste time bleating on to them about some media driven rubbish even if it was true.

But like a mosquito to a flame they are inexorably drawn and we can't resist responding.

Mind you if you read some of their blogs you can begin to understand the attraction in posting on ours.

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:33 PM | Unregistered Commenteronedavemackay

So, Jake spouts crap on here about no worrying or putting his head above the parapet for his clubs many misdemeanour's yet craps on about our good man 'Arry and how us yids should be ashamed. Tit!

40k considering he's paid 10mil plus in taxes in over a decade is rather small fry considering what's going on in the world

As jfdit said, le scum better start putting some of those pennies they are getting from the sale of the library to a good legal council. Gonna need it...

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:39 PM | Unregistered CommenterJake the c*nt

Jake as a "new-wave Tarquinesque name"! LMFAO! That's the best one yet! Absolutely priceless ROFPMSLMAO. By all means keep up with my faux-biography though lad, means you don't have to acknowledge anything that I've said dunnit son? LOLOLOLOL

And Dave, deary deary me. You really want to go down that route? Why don't you have a look at Spooky's blogtags and have a wee think to yourself about where that might lead.

Fuckin hilarious chatting with you as always me mateys! Best comedy you can get anywhere is reading the crap you come out with on here under guise of the in-ter-leck-tu-wal Yid society. And we aint even had my old pal chime in with a poem yet! LMAO!

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:43 PM | Unregistered CommenterGoonerJake

"yet craps on about our good man 'Arry and how us yids should be ashamed. "

Erm no mate, I ain't done that all have I? Try reading properly before you comment in future. Might stop making yourself look like a total MELTER if you do that eh? ROFL.

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:44 PM | Unregistered CommenterGoonerJake

What's all this LMFAO crap? Only kids write that shit!

Silly c*unt...

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:45 PM | Unregistered CommenterJake the c*nt

Melter? LMFAO? What the fuck is this dick on?

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:47 PM | Unregistered CommenterJake the c*nt

Jakey! Stop mixing with those horrid people! Some of them might be Jewish. Now hurry down to supper darling and bring my new copy of Cosmo back with you. I hope you haven't spilt glue on it again.

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:48 PM | Unregistered CommenterJake's mummy

Arry is dodgy as fuck.

Gooners are mostly peaodophiles.

Agreed?

Ok lets move on now please

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:49 PM | Unregistered Commenterjiaaahaahahaha

"Melter? ... What the fuck is this dick on?"

Oh my days, you lads outdo yourself every single time.

http://www.dearmrlevy.com/display/Search?searchQuery=melter&moduleId=3625448&moduleFilter=&categoryFilter=&startAt=0

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:50 PM | Unregistered CommenterGoonerJake

I would love to respond to this Jake (great name) but trying to understand all this melter and all this LOLLOL stuff. Can someone enlighten me...?

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:53 PM | Unregistered CommenterJake the c*nt

Melter? Is this a new street drug on the streets of London?

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:54 PM | Unregistered CommenterTerry Nutkins

Maybe melter is the goon magazine handed out at the emirates with a copy of the Times...?

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:56 PM | Unregistered CommenterTerry Nutkins

I'm the true melter...bow down yids...

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:57 PM | Unregistered CommenterMelter

2 from 8 .......2 from 8

M, lord

crack!


dismissed!!

Jan 14, 2010 at 7:59 PM | Unregistered Commenterbilliospur

My abbrieviations are cool. My girlfriend told me. I'm hoping to meet her in the flesh soon. ROTFFWWPBPUA. (That's Rolling On The Floor Furiosly Wanking Whilst Pushing Butt Plug Up Anus, for all you Yid nooobs, derr.)

Jan 14, 2010 at 8:02 PM | Unregistered CommenterGoonerJake

Jake. Definition:

Jake leg, Jake walk; partial paralysis of the limbs, caused by an adulterant, tricresyl phosphate added to Jamaican ginger during Prohibition


It obviously leaks in to the brain as well

Jan 14, 2010 at 8:11 PM | Unregistered Commenteronedavemackay

gooner jake...............when you were born they smacked your mother

Jan 14, 2010 at 8:17 PM | Unregistered Commenterbilliospur

That's right ODM, keep taking about me and not what I said. No-one will notice!

Jan 14, 2010 at 8:17 PM | Unregistered CommenterGoonerJake

GoonerJake -

Why exactly are you on here, wont your Arse(hole) friends talk to you?

Jan 14, 2010 at 8:19 PM | Unregistered CommenterCheltenhamboy

It's not easy to understand what you say Jake.

Why don't you try repeating it all in English ?

Jan 14, 2010 at 8:20 PM | Unregistered Commenteronedavemackay

Note to fellow spurs: please do not feed the animals, what comes out the other end isn't pleasant.

Probably best ignored until they go away, feeding them only make's them come back everynow and then for a few days, until they have run out of capital letters.

Jan 14, 2010 at 8:20 PM | Unregistered CommenterTricky

"It's not easy to understand what you say Jake.

Why don't you try repeating it all in English ?"

Evidently it's not eas for you petal. Go back and have another try though. Post back if you get stuck on any of the long words and I'll be happy to help you out. Can't say fairer than that can I? :-)

Jan 14, 2010 at 8:25 PM | Unregistered CommenterGoonerJake

youre right tricky.........regarding zoo menbers..................

why has it taken 8 years for crown pros service to charge Harry redknapp?

how much of taxpayers money will have been wasted on this case if not proven?

Jan 14, 2010 at 8:27 PM | Unregistered Commenterbilliospur

I am slow.

Just realised why the Goons are so happy........................ they've got Mr Loyalty back

Having one loony CB wasn't enough for them

Jan 14, 2010 at 8:34 PM | Unregistered Commenteronedavemackay

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