Some WAGS just ooze class

Click on this link. That's Danielle Lloyd laying on the floor, battered and bloody, having been hurled backwards into a glass table at a night club by a couple of female clubbers who were busy dancing on the back of a VIP sofa. She was left needing emergency plastic surgery. Jamie was left needing a lobotomy for going out with her in the first place.

£9K a week and the best he can do is a West End night club where the bouncers can't even stop a catfight. Lloyd is a magnet for trouble who seems to jump from one footballer to the next as often as Joey Barton picks up litter.

I still would.

Lloyd that is. Not Barton. That would be hideous.

Comments

[Jamiespurs]

You still would! Of course you would. I wouldn't be parading her round town like JOH is though!!

I reckon next time he goes for a check up on his knee he should get a psych assessment too. Surely JOH you could do better?

In fairness I feel sorry for the girl. She's an easy target for nasty saturday night little bitches really. That said, I'm sure she's shy and retiring either!

I'm smiling today - NUFC got relegated!

[Anon and on and on]

The phrase you wouldn't put Diesel in a ferrari seems appropriate here. Or rather the reverse. You wouldn't park your ferrari in sainsburys carpark.

[PLN]

So she fell through a glass table.... so how exactly did she end up on her back outside?
Thats some fall!

[Jamiespurs]

PLN

It's Danielle Lloyd's failsafe positon......... Flat on her back, legs a kimbo.

If all else fails she gets on her back

[Pete Yid]

JOH was dressed like a clown too

the kid needs some sense knocked into him