Trolling, lol

All I can add to this is...LOL.

For your BAE fix, click click:

A day in the life of Benny

The Stupendous Adventures of Benoit Assou Ekotto

Comments

[davy41]

BAE is tdb nice one benny.To Dare is to Do.

[David]

We should bronze him and keep him forever! What a refreshing kind of guy he is.

[ShelfLife]

Funny thing is that even with his broken English and over reliance on the LOLs, he still manages to exude more sense, wit and charm on Twatter than Wilshere.

[Beach_Bum]

I think Benny is the most improved player in the side!

[koume2]

this is amazing.

benny i salute you.

[liamlemur]

i genuinely think that we should have a statue of him outside WHL, maybe Levy is waiting for the new stadium first.

[.]

The new stadium should have a retractable roof designed to look like Benny's Afro.

[Cyril]

Best left back we have had since .... Cyril!

[paulhasissues]

Can you please, pretty please make another 'The Stupendous Adventures of Benoit Assou Ekotto'

Go on.

[cyril]

nice one

[Roman's Interpreter]

@Cyril. That's it! The answer to the elusive Benny song:

Nice one Benoit.
Nice one son.
Nice one Benoit.
Let's have another one.

Anyone too young to remember the tune can learn it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMUpwSIdpYc

[PLN]

Can't see the Park Lane faithful pronouncing "Benoit" correctly...... Jol with a soft "J" was hard enough.

Maybe... "Nice one Benny, Nice one son" etc

[coys]

Easily the best Benny song candidate I have seen was on glory-glory
to the tune of Denise Denise by Blondie:

Benny Benny
We're so in love with you
Benny Benny
We're so in love with you
Benny Benny
We're so in love with yoooooooou, oooo oooo, oooo ooooh

Oh Benny do be do
We're in love with you
Benny do be do
We're in love with you
Benny do be do
We're in love with you
Benny do be do
We're in love with you
Benny do be do
We're in love with you

Seems to sum the mood up nicely, and a cracking tune too for a footy song and unique too. So much win it hurts.

[Deadly]

Robbie Keane's lifelong dream - slightly amusing - http://www.birminghammail.net/birmingham-sport/aston-villa-fc/aston-villa-news/2012/01/17/aston-villa-robbie-keane-a-lifelong-dream-97319-30141331/

[TMWNN]

Have you joined in with the SOPA-PIPA blackout?

[spooky]

Sorry all.

I'll be blogging irreverent nonsense this evening. Been a tricky week.

Also, currently feeling a little underwhelmed with the transfer window. I can't even bring myself to take the piss out of ITK's.

[spooky]

Cancel that. I'm at deaths door.

[spooky]

Soz for lack of blogging this week. Sick innit. Although writing up daily transfer news stories would have sent me into a deep coma. Should have a Eastlands write-up tonight with any luck.