Daniel and Harry
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 at 9:48PM
Spurs HQ
Daniel: I'm going to Starbucks. Fancy anything?
Harry: Yeah get me a tea.
Daniel: A tea?
Harry: Yes, a tea.
Daniel: We've got a keetle here.
Harry: I know, but if you're going out and getting a drink, I'll have tea.
Daniel: What about a Mocha?
Harry: Don't fancy one.
Daniel: A Cappuccino?
Harry: Doesn't sit well on the stomach.
Daniel: Latte?
Harry: Bit over-rated.
Daniel: So you just want a tea?
Harry: Yeah.
Daniel: Okay.
Harry: You need a few notes?
Daniel: No, no. I've got this.
Harry: Triffic.
Daniel: You sure you don't want a Frappuccio?
Harry: No, no. Tea. It's what I have at home, can't trust any of that fancy stuff.
Daniel: Okay.
Starbucks
Staff: Hello Sir, what can I get you?
Daniel: Give me a moment, need to see what you have.
Staff: Okay.
Daniel: I'll have a Americano...no, no...a Chai...no, a Breve...actually scrap that...a tall Latte...actually no, wait.
Staff: Would you like some help there sir?
Daniel: No, no. I've got it, I've got it. I'll have six Frappuccino's.
Staff: Sorry sir, did you say six?
Daniel: Yes. And a coupe of Caramel Macchiatos. And an Espresso Shot.
Staff: Espresso shot.
Daniel: Yes. Two. A Grande and a Venti.
Staff: Okay.
Daniel: Scrap that. Don't have my credit card on me, just loose change. Get me an Espresso.
Staff: Espresso?
Daniel: Espresso Macchiato.
Staff: You certain?
Daniel: Yes. Wait...how much does that cost?
Spurs HQ
Daniel: I'm back
Harry: What you got?
Daniel: A tea.
Harry: Triffic. Nothing for yourself?
Daniel: No need.
Harry: Why?
Daniel: We're sharing it. Two men, one cup.
Harry: Triffic.
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Reader Comments (29)
Er.....so where's the punch-line?
1st?
The point is?
Think you would've been better with something along the lines of trying to organise a jolly good drink in a brewery...
Two men, one cup.
Deep, man.
ROFL very funny, Spook.
You owe me a minute of my life back you cunt
So the tea obviously represents......?
A great little piece that. Lovely bit of satire - nicely done!
Daniel: "A Tea ? "
A f*cking funny satirical sketch ... it's funny cos it's true.
Tea=English players?
Levy is interested in foreign players but in the end doesn´t wanna spend.
Correct?
Lol. Took a few seconds, but i get it.
LOL @ the spengs in these comments. Blatantly too thick...
i'm disturbed by the two men one cup line.
why do i fucking have to do this to myself and read this shite, ok i get the point, but our booring cups of tea looked ok on the weekend didnt they! no point spending £5 on a super latte if it dont agree with you !
haha
Arry loves his tried and trusted,Levy loves the continental but is unsure if it's good enough,untill the Caramel Latte becomes the next big thing and he regrets buying it.
Regrets "not buying it"should have read!!
yep, broken communication as far as footy and players are concern is alive and well between them
Levy's tight puckered approach to funds is not helpful either. That’s why I always laughed at articles that Spurs (Levy) are eyeing and seriously considering of getting some 40 mil striker. 40 mil… my ass.
I don't get it either? Where is the punch line? May just be me being a little slow...?
Ahhhh now the penny has dropped..... Still not funny though.
I see that the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree: Mitchells and Butlers says that Levy's Dad's offer is 'derisory'.
TMWNN...er, Mitchells and Butlers is Joe Lewis' company. Standard Life Investments is the company they made the offer for...
Though, when I read the article, my first thoughts were the same. They deffinately graduated from the school of business where, paying the market price just isn't an option.
Quality. This is friggin Blog-Poetry!
JohnnyB, M&B isn't Joe Lewis' company; he has a share in it, but not a controlling one, hence his 'derisory' offer to take over.
...frankly, I expect better from you, JimmyB.
im surprised Levy did not buy himself one of those chocolate twists, ate it in the car on the way home and then made a cup of tea using the kettle at the lane and pouring it into an empty cup that he picked up in starbucks free of charge.
The Twist - coiuld this be code for solicitors fees towards NLDP or just a chocolaty twist.
Empty Cup filled with something hot - could this be young blood coming through the ranks or purely a metafore for some sexual undertone....
Spooky, I think a more likely scenario is that Levy goes into the coffee shop, reads the paper, waits until closing time and then demands the teas and coffees at half price. Last year he managed to get an exotic pastry thrown in (which Harry does know not how to accommodate, but it is quite unhealthy). This year one strong English tea was attained and another fresher one was deemed overpriced with expiry approaching...
Levy probably took a few of his own used tea-bags in and asked for a discount.
Talk about blue and yellow Spooks.
POTL would be proud of you.
Just a small point ; what sort of tea was it?
Presumably not Earl Grey or green tea with Lemon.
two men, one cup.
Genius work spooks!
Disturbing, but genius none the less.