Frank Spurnatra
Sunday, July 17, 2011 at 5:52PM I've done this before. Considering the repetition in this summers transfer window, there is no harm revising it a little to synch in with how I'm feeling presently whilst the media coverage surrounding Spurs continues to regurgitate transfer nonsense without remorse.
To the tune of the epic My Way (original lyrics by Paul Anka, sang definitively by Ol' Blue Eyes) but on this occasion sang by you whilst reading this blog.
♫ Online, a club insider talks;
And so we face the transfer window.
N17, written on bedsheets:
We must keep Spurs in North of London.
We chant and the cockerel crows
We've travelled up and down the country.
Marched in, whilst our fingers danced,
Come on you Lilywhites...
Luka? Gone broke my heart,
But then again, so did Dimi.
I did what I had to do
I smoked crack to release the tension.
An effigy I hanged and burnt -
Each expletive spat at Sky Sports reporters.
And Harry, you talk too much
Come on you Lilywhites...
Yes, there were games, I shook my head.
We lost to West Ham, I beckoned my death.
And through it all, when there was Crouch,
I pulled my hair, I punched the ground.
I kicked my gran and she blacked out
Come on you Lilywhites...
I've cried, I've bitched and moaned,
I've had enough - we need a forward.
There's JD, once more offside,
I still find our tactics highly confusing.
To think Levy holds the key,
And may I say, his head is shiny -
Oh please, please spend the cash,
Come on you Lilywhites...
For what is a yid? What has he got?
If not his swagger - he'll lose the plot.
Just sign that forward we truly need
No more hoofed balls over the midfield.
OptaJoe shows we can't score the goals...
Come on you Lilywhites...
Yes, we are the Lilywhites... ♫
Reader Comments (29)
Waste of time and space, get a life
Are you on drugs. Get some sex young manHHXX
Shouldn't it at least rhyme?
Please don't post this shit.
At least you tried. More than most are doing at the moment. I just don't feel like people are in the mood for singing at the moment. You're trying to rally the troops, and for that, I commend you.
Good ol' Spurs.
You miserable bastards
"And may I say, his head is shiny" - LMAO, Nice one spooky
You spud twats have reached a new level. I feel embarassed for you. I pity you.
This will be forwarded to many Arsenal supporting pals, as a reminder (as if any was needed, really) of how far above you lot we are in any way. At least a few of you spuds - surprisingly - have the brains to condone this utter shite.
Embarassing. If Modric sees this he'll probably go on strike.
@Alex. At least we've got a fucking song!
at least we don't use "condone" incorrectly...........
COYS
Don't listen to em spooks... made me laugh, hey you gota have a sense of humour with what's going on at the moment. COYS !!
Alex missing the point, along with the humourless Spurs fans. Put a smile on it ffs.
Yes, there were games, I shook my head.
We lost to West Ham, I beckoned my death.
And through it all, when there was Crouch,
I pulled my hair, I punched the ground.
I kicked my gran and she blacked out
Come on you Lilywhites...
/\ brilliant /\
Spooky.
Are you Phantom Of The Lane?
Damn you autocorrect! CONDEMN.
I'd like to wish ol' twitchy luck for tomorrow - but he's fucked, regardless.
Alex, when you forward this to 'many arsenal supporting pals', I imagine their thought of their 'pal' will be one of 'Are you some sort of mug? We are on the brink of losing Nasri and Fabregas, what have WE got to feel smug about?'
The contempt for their barely tolerated associate will be sealed forevermore when they witness your use of the word 'condone'. You spastic.
Gay. Very, VERY gay article.
'what have WE got to feel smug about?'
champions league football.
i'll continue.
our best player not handing in a transfer request to move to the chavs.
not losing a stadium bid to a championship team.
manager not looking at a bit of HMP.
this article.
let me know how many more you want
spooks i love it!
Alex seeing as its raining and u cant play outside today i will let this go over my head this once!
Is Alex a gooner?
lol
Gay. Very, VERY gay article.
Jul 17, 2011 at 7:22 PM | J
We don't discriminate here lad. I cater for all sorts.
'champions league football' - for how much longer?
'our best player not handing in a transfer request to move to the chavs' - Citeh and Barca may not be the chavs, but they want out none the less.
'not losing a stadium bid to a championship team' - erm, WE didnt want it anyway. Moving around London like a bunch of gypsies is your speciality.
'manager not looking at a bit of hmp' No hes too busy fucking single mums in paris. Makes a change from little boys tho. Besides, our 'Arry will be Englands manager next year. So he'll be your manager too.
Face it, if Clichy even fucks off coz hes sick of being in a nearly team, what does it say? In the 6/7 years since you last won a trophy, that gap has slowly closed. In 04 the difference in class between us was as wide as it could ever get. Can you say that now?
at least you tried spooks, well done
alex if you werent bothered like you say about spurs you wouldnt be waisting your time
typing in to our forum. cos i couldnt give a flfk about your forums.
Hey, I'm proud of it.
Seriously: comb + mirror + karaoke version of 'My Way'.
'04 must have been awful for you spuds. this year must have been awful for you. this summer must be awful, and it's getting worse day by day. miserable supporting your lot i guess.
good luck with next season in the europa.
Nah mate. Always smiling us. Unlike you lot, always miserable, even when you're winning.
You taking time off from working on your 'Wenger Out!' banner?
Well done sir, fine effort.
Yeah its that miserable that I'm spending my sunday evening on an Arsenal forum.
You are clearly a winner in life.
lol
Strewth, sounds like someone else....
sounds like a bit of ITK!