In defence of Robbie Keane
Monday, October 11, 2010 at 1:00PM #5
In defence of Robbie Keane:
...ladies and gentlemen of Glory Glory dot co dot uk, I have one final thing I want you to consider in defence of Robbie Keane and his form since the return from his nightmare spell at Anfield. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Glory Glory forum:
Damn it!... He's using the Chewbacca defence!
In defence of Robbie Keane:
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with Keane's long forgotten form and the abuse he's getting in forums and message boards across the Internet? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with the discussion! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a blogger defending a once upon a time proven goal-getting Premier League forward who left us and returned an abject spent force, a parody of his former self, and I'm talking about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're reading through an anti-Keano thread flaming and berating and abusing and skipping carefully close to post moderation, boiling the blood with the various arguments for and against, does it make sense? No! members, moderators and admins of Glory Glory and other Spurs related message boards, forums and blogs, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit Keane from the derogative belittlement he's receiving!
The defence rests.
Blatantly plagiarised from episode 27 Season 2 of South Park, "Chef Aid", October 7th, 1998.
You've been reading the fifth part of Spooky's International Break diary journals.
Part one can be read here.
Part two here.
Part three here.
And part four here.
Reader Comments (57)
*without. Derp.
22 million pounds! For once, Spurs had robbed someone. And it felt good. Settled all the pain and regret I felt for being cheated for Darren Bent and Jenas and Hutton and... To name but a few.
Buying this guy back felt worse than losing to Wham on the final day. It was going to be painful. We all knew it. To add insult to poor judgement and loss. He appeared wearing our armband. All the glory of being a Spurs captain - cultivated over 125 years - ridiculed.
Please leave Mr. Robert Keane. Wish you well traitor. Reclaim your 'touch' even. But please do it for someone else.
spooky, I know it's tough on you at this international brake, as is on many of us, but I’ll offer you one friendly advice.....stay off of narcotics, man.
Chewie for manager. Harry out!
Hands off Chewy, we aren't a selling club.
This is pure South Parkism Spooky.
You'll end up like TS Eliot writing for a small coterie of intellectuals and undergraduates
.No that's doesn't work.
You clearly know your audience and its G.Spots.
Please supply crammers footnotes next time in the name of inclusivity.
Chewbacca, where will it all End(or)?
I had some choice words to say about this article, but I thought Tim nailed it straight off the bat. Jordan beware...