Hotel ITK
Sunday, August 12, 2012 at 6:02PM Hotel California reimagined for Tottenham Hotspur. With sincere apologies to The Eagles, writers Don Felder, Glenn Frey, Don Henley and producer Bill Szymczyk.
Instrumental here.
Hotel ITK
On a dark twitter timeline, I.T.K makes me glare
Warm smell of bullsh*t, makes me pull out my hair
Up ahead on NewsNow, I saw an enticing link
Spat out coffee, eyes popped out of my head
I had to browse and couldn't blink
There it stood between adverts;
I read the cryptics well
And I was screaming to myself,
"This could be factual or this could be fail"
Then I switched on Sky Sports, Jim White showed me the way
There were texts on my iphone,
I thought I saw them say...
Welcome to the Hotel In the Know
I want to punch their face (Want to punch their face)
Want to hurt with mace
Plenty of lies at the Hotel In the Know
Always twice a year (Always twice a year)
You will find them here
His mind is definitely twisted, he's got copy and paste
He got a lot of silly, silly blogs but not an ounce of taste
How they post with their comments, sickly sycophants
Why bother with this, he's not clairvoyant
So I called up the Phantom,
"Please who shall we sign?"
He said, "Blue yellow done and dusted he's one of a kind"
But I tell him to f**k off, I'm way out of line,
So I'm kicked off the forum by the admin
And I'm banned for life...
Welcome to the Hotel In the Know
They never get it right (They never get it right)
Make things up each night
They never commit at the Hotel In the Know
Always twice a year (Always twice a year)
I will always jeer
Luka, there's no feeling,
Hope you get head lice
Daniel Levy said "You signed a contract fool, keep you here for life"
And all our transfer targets,
Their clubs refuse to talk
Villas-Boas wants to sign Moutinho
But there's no pen we just stalk
Last prayer I remember, I cried
'Transfer deadline is here'
I had to pray for goals galore
Where is that forward Adebayor?
"Signed" said the chairman,
"Yes we've concluded a deal.
It's Jermaine Jenas on a long term contract,
you're not dreaming, it's for real"
Reader Comments (18)
lol.....................COYS............
Hey Spooks. Try this one - it's just as appropriate!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBllejn5fVA
Hahaahaha niiice one! Bastardising such a classic tune but pretty much summarising how I feel in doing so along the way. Ah like it.
Fucking clever!
Please don't give up the day job.
Harsh.
This song will be making the rounds through my twisted mind for at least the next couple of days.....!!!! Cheers, mate!
Brilliant! Sang along all the way. Thankyou
We havnt signed Chris Eagles have we ?????
Class
On such a lovely day, you really do have to much time on your hands. You need to get out more. Even though football news is a tad thin on the ground, scraping the bottom of the barrel comes to mind. P.s well done Man C.
Love it!
Yep...another pre season ruined....am sure new players will arrive on thev31st aug...they could be bedded in by November...hope it's not just FA cup they will be aiming at..yes I a am a grumpy sod but it's playing out that way isn't it..
Financial focus is on the stadium, and will be 'til its finished. Why can't these b*stards that keep buying our players give genuine offers earlier in the window? If £23m "final offer" for Modric is true then they are taking the piss.
I am offended and disgusted by this post
Where's my ban button
I sang it twice lol
Top work.
M'Vila primarily plays as a defensive midfielder and is described as a player who "boasts a fantastic work-rate" and is "robust in the challenge". He is also known for his passing ability and "superb vision" Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yann_M'Vila
According to that hottest of sources "Metro", M'Vila is looking like coming to us. Special Hot ITK [SHITK] no doubt!!!
Spooky, a lyricist now, whatever next mate? LOL.
"You can always get in, but you can never leave..." - sounds like it was written for Luka.