Comedy gold
Monday, October 4, 2010 at 7:50PM Catching up with yesterdays news. What is it with the three stooges over in East London? Their mouths permanently open. Don't they know only Harry has the copyright for that?
“Is it a ludicrous idea? It sounds like it to me. They have just got planning permission to build a new stadium. So what are they going to do, have one stadium for when it’s sunny and another for when it’s raining?” - Gold
No you moron. It's called having options, the type you are required to have by default when dealing with the matter of redevelopment and the future of a football club. What exactly is our chairman meant to do in this scenario? Not submit an application for the Olympic stadium meaning it would be impossible to have ever applied for it after the deadline had passed? What if Boris says no to the N17 plan? We'd be left scratching our heads.
Nah guv, it aint on is it? Nah, that pesky greedy Levy and his bang out of orderness of fulfilling his duty as club chairman to do everything in his power to have all corners covered, because that makes perfect and quite obvious business sense. Soz about the no text message to Kazza to let her know. Daniel has one less friend on Facebook now.
But don't fret Gold, Boris will say yes to the Northumberland project and you'll have Stratford and East London to yourselves to downsize the stadium to a modest size to make sure you're not left with empty seats and plenty of unsold tickets.
I still think, mixed in with the business thinking, part of this is a Levy ploy to make sure Boris rubber stamps it. Even in a worst case scenario, East London is not for me.
Reader Comments (25)
First!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAH TAKE YOUR TANKS OFF OUR LAWN
just a fantastic piece of writing again spooky.
I wish Gold would use one of the ball gags he peddles and shuts the f**k up. At least we will only have to listen to him until May and the Spammers will be in the championship!
Boris has two weeks to rubber-stamp the plans, apparently from the date of council granting permission. So we should not have to wait to long to find out for sure.
Is Sugar shagging that ropey Brady bird or something?getting her feet nicely under the table on the apprentice, probably getting tips on how to run a football club from the wannabes.
Will we have to share for a season or so when if as expected we get planning permission to start building the new stadium/facilities.?
Did anyone see that Gold on MOTD2 being interviewed about all things pikey? The guy just loves the sound of his own voice, his house style closer to Thamesmead than Primrose Hill and of course had a cursory dig at our mighty club. Now, could you imagine Levy showing someone from the Beeb around his manor in Essex? Nah, me neither...
Gold, just like his club, trash.
And you Mrs Brady, you're next on my hit-list you shllllaaggg!
It's nothing more than classic Levy brinkmanship with Boris.
New WHL is practically a guarantee.
Pissing off West Ham is just a bonus.
http://www.wearetottenham.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1520
FIGHT!!!
I reckon Levy has already got the contractors on standby for the first phase, they will prob start work 25 mins after Boris agrees. Counting all the cash from a Sainsburys vs Tesco vs Waitrose bidding war, We hope. Tight fucker will probably squeeze 98% of the total cost plus a donation to THFC foundation, To answer a question I believe we will play at WHL until new pitch in half complete stadium is ready then transfer to that while rest is finished! I may be wrong:-)
Brilliant Spooks, just brilliant ! you have an uncanny way of hitting the spot every time.... well done and keep em coming!
Steveyid, you're spot on in regards to the pitch. There's no need to move/play at another ground...
nice to see that levy maintains a dignified silence and deals with it all like a professional businessman - gold just makes hiimself look like a clown and brady seems like a bitter dumped ex mistress.
Gold and Sullivan only went to West Ham to get their hands on the Olympic stadium.
Not sure that's exactly right there Mike. Don't think West Ham are actually going to buy the area and the stadium, are they?
No, they're not going to buy it - Just get some caravans and burning tyres on the site so that no-one else can use it. Karen's kids will be running around all over the place, horses in the car-park, lumps of tarmac and old carpet... so much for a sporting legacy.
Levy, top notch once again. Martin Samuels? I guess the Daily Mail never let research get in the way of a piece of self-opinionated vitriol but how he managed to write the whole piece without referring once to the fact that BJ blondie of London HQ still needs to sign-off (and that guys crackerjack enough to do anything) OR that the nomads are from Woolwich is quite beyond me. Twunt.
Just think a nice away day at the Ann Summers Arena complete with Dildo megastore!
You can't expect them to understand options as they don't have any.
I hope sugar sacks that pishy slut asap,the buck bags mouth is far to big,but then she has to suck two dicks at a time.I hate these pikie fuckpots and can't wait till the hit the championship so are yoof team players can run riot when playing them.they hate the fact that spurs have just a much fans in east London as them,get over it you tashy basards.ttid
sorry about the lingo lads but that dirt get me going.they are always the 1st to try and give me stick about my car reg but all they get is twice the stick back,even in Belfast the fuckers think there hard,bollox there full of balls.yid4life
Apparently she sat on parkers face until he signed a new contract, glad she did. Sorry Spooky we have really lowered the tone....
Can't rememer the Manager involved, but the following is a true story.
Just after Karen Shady became CEO at Brum, she was introduced to a football manager from an opposing team. I can't remember the name now, but he was quite high profile in his day. The manager had the same name as a player, and Brady thought that the manager was also the players father. She asked how his son was enjoying playing for so and so?
Not only were the two not related, but the manager was white and the player was black.
Sullivan and Gold: They do love a bimbo dont they?
Bra End In Spammers Whore, Gold Orgy
anagram for: Brady in Golden Showers Programme
YIDS