Can I kick it?

"Bookings now being taken for October half-term courses"

Why limit this to 14 and 16 year olds? There's a bunch of 20-somethings that could do with learning the basics.

Comments

[myhstg]

Zokora should sign up for the soccer skills programme.

[Anonymous]

zokora has only two passing modes - a slow backwards to a defender, or forwards on the ground at 100mph, at which point it either bounces off the striker it was intended for, or runs straight through to the opposition goalie.