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Wednesday
Jan162008

If we lose to Arsenal at home

I will officially quit being a full time Spurs fan. I will then do a 'Bill Simmons' and select a new club to support. I think you should all do the same. Its time we all reclaimed some self-respect. I'm sick of us choking on the big occasions. I'm sick of waiting for a transitional period to result in actual full-on progression to the next level. I demand more and I aint getting it. If you paid a hooker for sex and hoped for some extras (bj and anal for example) with some additional bareback thrown in for good measure, but instead got a bland tugjob and then beaten up by her pimp when you complained - would you keep going back to her? Of course not. Yet I keep finding myself knocking at her door, believing her when she lets me in, that I will get what I want - what I long for, but always end up with no penetration, an empty wallet and all beaten up. I want the moneyshot God damn it! I want the glory.

To dare is to do? Well get on with it and fucking do it.

Reader Comments (4)

Newcastle United is your best bet.

Jan 16, 2008 at 11:15 AM | Unregistered CommenterDazza

HAVE FAITH!!

Jan 16, 2008 at 12:34 PM | Unregistered Commenteroracle

wow, doing a 'bill simmons'? nice reference mate. didn't know people knew about espn over here.

Jan 16, 2008 at 12:45 PM | Unregistered Commentershanemac

The bill simmons thing got coverage on one or two Spurs sites. along with this regret in picking us and then his subsequent loss of interest in our beautiful game.

Jan 16, 2008 at 3:27 PM | Unregistered Commenterthe machine

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