Wednesday
May022007
Day Zero
Wednesday, May 2, 2007 at 11:32PM I have returned from exile. And in addition, have decided to embrace the Internet and blog culture in my fight against the oppressor. Season ticket burning season is almost upon us with the 2007 footballing year drawing to a close, falling into the abyss that is the summer transfer window. My therapist says keeping a journal should help. Personally I believe excessive porn and midnight conversations with Jack Daniels will block out any reoccurring night terrors.
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Fantastic parody, but surely Nostradamus used "doth" rather than "does". Ruined any cred this had for me. So, down the pub...
(BTW had a smirk or two...) howzabout " When the Elders were enforced to abduct and purloin by whatever means possible a new sungod to replace the disgraced shyer of taxes, they acted swiftlessly, roof-wesswy and wivvart a domodicum of pity to induct the world's finest... and blar, blar blar!"
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