Bentley Signs

Boyhood club innit.

Star Jumps

Who could ever forget this moment? Cheeky David running into the background of a SSN report at the Lodge, jumping around for the camera. Inspired stuff, forever endearing himself to the Spurs faithful.

Smile

4-4. And that opening goal was proper full-on Hollywood. Text book Bentley. Worth the £15M transfer fee alone.

/cough

Interview wasn't too shabby either.

The Skip Episode

For a Red Bull promotional, at their central London HQ, Bentley bets he can kick a ball into a skip from 5 floors up and wins his agents £15K watch.

Legend.

Oh noes!

He shoots...it's on the way to being over.

Oops

Bentley hits the post. A lamp post.

Living the Life

With thanks to Babaricos (THFCLatest) for this gem of an ITK photo. Well, I say with thanks, he doesn't know I'm using it. I'm sure he won't mind. Post something on the internet and no doubt if I don't get there first, the Daily Mail will. And this photo is a month old already (originally posted back on the 26th of Jan and posted here on the 26th of Feb). I've obviously missed this particular soon to be drenched episode in the stupendous life of David Bentley.

If I was a professional footballer, I'd also be setting my foot on fire and jumping into swimming pools at least twice, possibly three times per week. But I'd have scantily clad babes in there with me. Not enough babes in the above photo IMO. Floating candles don't do it for me I'm afraid. Although they seem to have got David all hot and bothered.

Good work fella xxx

Harry gets drenched

Champions League, you're 'aving a larf. Less said about Bentley and his short shorts the better.

Bentley Brand

Oh Boy!

WookieD (Glory Glory.co.uk) giving us a glimpse of how it would look. Confused? Read this.

The collection:

The Stupendous Adventures of Bale and Bentley - Episode One

The Stupendous Adventures of Bale and Bentley - Episode Two

The Stupdendous Adventures of Bale and Bentley - Episode Three

The Stupdendous Adventures of Bale and Bentley - Episode Four

The Fantastical Return of the Adventures of Bale and Bentley (Episode Five)

The Stupdendous Adventures of Bale and Bentley - Episode Six

The Stupendous Adventures of Gareth Bale - Episode Seven

The Stupendous Adventures of Bale and Bentley - Episode Eight

Joins West Ham United

Bentley goes out on loan to Championship side West 'am. Glory. If he kicks the ball into touch at least he can lay claim for finding a skip again.

Ends in tears

Injured. In limbo.

Back in the Spurs squad

The greatest of comebacks? Steady now...

Bentley driven to Russia

"Tottenham midfielder David Bentley has joined Russian side FC Rostov on loan until January".

Further and further away from those glory days with the skip.