Shout outs and bobble hats. It's messy. But it's not Lionel. It's episode 30. It's got a bird on it. A proper one. All gets a bit loud early on so don't get too scared. We bring it down to a calm controlled level and tittle tattle on Tottenham (for about five seconds).
We get all loved up on Adebayor and old man Saha in the aftermath of the flawless Newcastle performance. We ask if Harry was subtly reminded of what he will lose if he takes the England job. Talking of which, we sneak in an anti-England rant and another indistinguishable 'Trunk reads an email' comedy stint. We cite fans leaving the Lane before the final whistle and not staying to show their appreciation for the performance. How dare you do what you want. Stadium announcement chat, we pretend to understand the statement.
Windy crashes into part one with a youth team update which births part two...
...which kicks off with an Inventor of Grime re-tweet story, so epic in it's delivery its best not to listen to it in case your ears implode (fast forward it, seriously, do it). We look ahead to Stevenage in the Cup and get all arrogant about it. Let's not be fielding a weakened side. WE WANT THIS CUP. Then there's the form guide which guarantees us a top four finish. Or the double. Depends on how cocky you are. More indistinguishable email reading relating to this summer, stadium funds, attracting players. Hazard gets a mention along with Uvini. We pretend if we had a player like Suarez in our ranks and the podcast basically turns into a c-word meltdown after that before we save it all with a sing-song. I lied. The sing-song saved nothing.
#rimshot
The guilty mob this week: Flav, tehTrunk, Chicago Dan, Ricky, Engineer Al and Peachy.
The end.
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