Current order of probability for this week (1 being most probable, 10 least likely):
1 - Andre Villas-Boas announced
2 - Jan Vertonghen signs
3 - Gylfi Sigurðsson signs
4 - Ledley King announcement (re: retirement, future at Spurs)
5 - Investment / Naming Rights finanical injection
6 - Oscar dos Santos Emboaba Júnior signs
7 - Chirpy sex and drugs scandal
8 - Director of Football return
9 - dos Santos to be sold
10 - Harry Redknapp to not have an opinion on any of the above
Yes I know, it's not technically an o-meter, it's just a bog standard list. Deal with it.