Gomes is a liability, no better than Paul Robinson
That boy Huddlestone is too fat and slow to be effective in central mid
Time for King to hang up his boots, he's spent. We can't accommodate him when he hardly ever plays
BAE is rubbish
Lennon has no end product. Can't cross, can't score
I'll be happy with 6th spot. Or 7th. Does 7th get us into Europe?
Modric is too small and light-weight for the EPL. He can't handle it
Sell Dawson back to Forest. He's Championship quality at best
Harry doesn't have it in him to take us to the next level
What is the point of Gareth Bale?
I saw Spooky outside White Hart Lane throwing frozen shit pellets at the Spurs shop
We're gonna get relegated