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Made toast. Dropped it. Butter side up. Made more toast. Dropped it. Butter side up. Made another round of toast. Dropped. Butter side up.

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There is a trend developing here. Perhaps I should not butter my toast.

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Cruz, my pet cat brushed my leg and I collapsed in agony. I cried.

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At training. Penalty practice has began. No one has scored. Yet to take up my position.

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Still training, jogging. Saw birds nest blow in wind, egg falling. About 20 feet away.

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Run towards falling egg, impossible to reach, dived, one arm out-reached, caught egg with finger tips.

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Gave egg to Spurs fan in tree with binoculars and asked him to return it to the nest.

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Brushed up against some stinging nettle. The pain was intense. I collapsed in agony. And cried.

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Left car keys in changing room. Daws throws them at me. I place my hands up to catch. I miss. Don't understand, my positioning was good.

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Back home. Knock on door. Spurs fan with his wife. Fourth one this week I'm allowed to sleep with. The wife. Not him.

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Alan Hansen on Match of the Day. I collapsed in agony. And cried.