We continue to sell-out
Wednesday, August 8, 2007 at 8:50AM
spooky in Daniel Levy, ENIC, membership

I can taste vomit in my mouth.

ultimategoalmouth

A seasonal membership of The Goalmouth gives supporters the chance to combine a season ticket in the North Stand with the pleasure of enjoying a pre-match three course meal in our football-themed, fun, family restaurant before each game.

We have a limited number of seasonal membership packages still available that include:


Seasonal Membership Prices

Adult & Child Package - £4,000 plus VAT
Family Package (2 Adults & 2 Children) - £7,000 plus VAT
Price per extra Child - £1,500 plus VAT
Price per extra Adult - £2,000 plus VAT

New For 2007/2008

We now also have an allocation of Goalmouth seasonal memberships for supporters unaccompanied by children priced at £2500 plus VAT per person.

Corporate hell. Levy has found that sonofabitch Chirpy something to appease his ego with. And exactly what is the reasoning behind the 'American Diner' pre-match meal? What's the link? Why not traditional kebabs or pies or bagels? Or is that too common? Of course it is. Note also the amount of money you will need to part with to be part of this 'experience'.

Yes. That's right people. The West Stand invasion of the North Stand has begun. Levy, just you dare try and come near the South Stand. That includes you too Chirpy, you smug yogo-loving motherf*cker with your stupid grin and handshaking skills.

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